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We're a hot, furry posse, and we'll FUCK YOU UP with our…
Fetal Eel Honky
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12th-Mar-2006 11:59 pm
We're a hot, furry posse, and we'll FUCK YOU UP with our glocks, our homies, and the uncanny synchronicity with which we do everything.
The taste of our own toughness makes us grimace.
Oh, I'm sorry, does this look funny to you? What, you wanna start something?
You should reconsider that. Cause we got more homies over there, on yo left.
And, oh no, we see there are also more homies on yo right. You best check yoself before you WRECK yourself.
Consider yourself warned, and begone. We point our united rear ends in your general direction.
[Please don't tell anyone we're really tiny furry children underneath.]
"We're oh so glad we got to share a glimpse of our family with you! Come again soon!
...But only if you want your shit fuzzed up."
15th-Mar-2006 06:58 pm (UTC)
Dude, this ROCKS! Our cat is so bad ass. (And Jordan too, not so much me, but I'm the sane voice of reason). Thanks for posting them!
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